Puppy Wars
The war between my new puppy, Lily, and my wife kicked into high gear this week. Now, those of you who are unfamiliar with the ongoing conflict, let me set the stage. Lily is a 70 pound puppy from the animal shelter. She’s some sort of Shepherd mix. My lovely wife thinks she is Shepherd […]
Dancing Horses with Nail Polish?
Dancing Horses with Nail Polish? I went to the movies this weekend, and it was an enlightening experience. Apparently, horses like to dance and have an affinity for nail polish, at least according to the four hours of commercials I endured before the movie started. I felt like they had toothpicked my eyes open. Water […]
