It’s Been A Tad Warm Lately

Really 300xI’m not saying it’s been hot lately, but three of my ribs actually melted. The other day I was sweating so much, TVA tried to build a dam next to my shirt. I don’t really have a point to this, mostly due to heat induced delirium. Turns out, I ramble during heat stroke. I’d just like to let nature know she doesn’t have to ignite my underarms to earn my respect. I respect a cool breeze. I promise I do. I’m just saying the temperatures are a bit extreme and unnecessary. For goodness sakes, my shoes recently thanked me for walking in the shade. I would, honestly and truly, have a great deal of respect, and more than a little thankfulness, for a cold front.

Source: David Swann