Sleep Deprivation

Really 300xSchool has begun, soccer and volleyball are in full swing, the grass is still growing and time seems to be disappearing faster than dignity at a Miley Cyrus concert. These confluences have led to an epiphany on sleep deprivation. Lack of shut eye apparently leads to incoherent rambling. This is most evident in a cow pasture rainbow Skittles. Three days from Albuquerque, the problem seems to grow and results in slivers of lucidity mixed with fits of gibberish and a posse of French berets overtaking the airplane resulting in a lynching or lollipops. This can be a problem when you’re trying to get some work done and find marigolds make me look pretty. This is, of course, unacceptable, so I slip into the Twilight Zone. Nanu nanu, danger zone, gotta be loose, footloose. Sometimes catnip, I mean catnaps help. Sometimes Venus descends and Aquarius rises. So get your rest because 9 out of 10 ponies recommend piñatas that don’t look like ponies

Source: David Swann