GOAT

In my house, I catch a lot of grief for my genuine and, in my opinion, perfectly understandable appreciation for all things goat related. In my defense, I’d like to drop this nugget of truth on those biased against the bearded wonders of culinary indiscrimination. The internet acronym for greatest of all time is GOAT. Boom! I win at life and have proven to be, once again, the GOAT of my household.

For the time being, however, my status remains a point of contention since my wife asserts my behavior on the goat subject more closely resembles another less flattering farm animal.